college kids going home for break
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
this is literally me trying to get my life together…
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
*NOT SURE IF WORKS, BUTJUST AN IDEA*
Set toaster on highest setting, with nothing inside it.
Let it run until it trys to eject.
Once it makes scary ejection sound, unplug toaster.
Place toaster on it’s side and insert your bread with cheese.
Toater should be hot enough to make your grilled cheese.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians
seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring
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