i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like
it’s called facial expression
i’d like to see u try and make this face
He did it
He fucking did it
Malory is the Queen of Sass
This kid was a toaster for Halloween
oh for crust’s sake
Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.
We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread
what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes
One of my favorite parts of all the x men movies.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
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