Welcome, my name is Matt. I'm 18 and I have no life, so don't worry I'm on here a lot.

23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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Can’t sleep. At least I got tumblr.

Tagged: tiredboredsleepyneed more humor

23rd April 2014

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trinawolfy:

ohshititsgreg:

avvatar:

duoverse:

marcelinesexual:

i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like

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this exists

it’s called facial expression

i’d like to see u try and make this face 

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He did it

He fucking did it

22nd April 2014

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anthonis:

Malory is the Queen of Sass

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21st April 2014

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ambitiousbard:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

oh for crust’s sake

god rye

Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.

We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread

what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes

ambitiousbard:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

oh for crust’s sake

god rye

Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.

We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread

what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes

Source: 9gag

21st April 2014

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givenyoueverything:

One of my favorite parts of all the x men movies.

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21st April 2014

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prancingpenispringles:

DAYYUM

prancingpenispringles:

DAYYUM

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21st April 2014

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epic-humor:

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21st April 2014

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Source: smoochlock

21st April 2014

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thescienceofjohnlock:


dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

Source: ponderouspocketwatch